Freeman's Mind： Episode 5-7WY7xIxkUA4.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:07.128→00:00:08.463

Well, that's it.

#300:00:08.463→00:00:10.935

I've gone and killed two guys.

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All my life, I've wanted to kill people just by pressing a button.

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And now that I've done it,

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it's... just... not what I was hoping for.

#700:00:18.638→00:00:20.895

How am I going to get out of here now?

#800:00:20.895→00:00:22.665

Oh, sweet, a service ladder.

#900:00:22.665→00:00:26.706

Seems like stairs would've made more sense but that's not my problem,

#1000:00:26.706→00:00:28.667

for I am the climbing master.

#1100:00:29.658→00:00:31.674

Hey, that's the problem:

#1200:00:31.674→00:00:35.310

I didn't KNOW I was killing anybody; it was manslaughter.

#1300:00:35.310→00:00:38.138

I should've--whoa-ho-ho! Better not look down.

#1400:00:38.138→00:00:40.355

"Manslaughter" sounds worse than "murder",

#1500:00:40.355→00:00:43.943

like I'm a butcher in some evil meat shop and ground up a bunch of people to--

#1600:00:43.943→00:00:46.510

[gunshots, zombie squealing] Uh-oh! Gunshots! Somebody's going postal.

#1700:00:46.510→00:00:47.809

[gunshots, zombie squealing] I knew this would happen.

#1800:00:47.809→00:00:50.294

Wait, that's not... what is that?

#1900:00:50.294→00:00:52.092

Maybe I should be more like this guy.

#2000:00:52.092→00:00:54.701

If he doesn't know what something is, he just shoots it dead.

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GUARD: Gordon! Man am I glad to see you! What the hell are these things?

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GUARD: And why are they

#2300:00:58.659→00:01:00.801

GUARD: wearing Science Team uniforms? Whoa! Quick draw!

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YEAH! SHOOT IT!

#2500:01:02.979→00:01:04.194

HELL YEAH!

#2600:01:04.194→00:01:08.030

That was bad ass. I can see why you took this job.

#2700:01:08.030→00:01:11.240

Still, what is going on?!

#2800:01:11.240→00:01:13.239

Is this guy contagious?

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I'm getting out of here.

#3000:01:14.329→00:01:16.215

I hope I'm not infected.

#3100:01:16.215→00:01:19.626

I'll never get a date if I end up looking like those guys.

#3200:01:19.626→00:01:21.828

Oh boy! Another body.

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Y'know, normally following a trail of bodies covered in blood

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is a sign you're going the WRONG way.

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[singing] Follow the dead body road.

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[singing] Follow the dead body road.

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[singing] Follow, fol--

#3800:01:32.276→00:01:34.301

Damn! Look at all that blood.

#3900:01:34.301→00:01:37.926

That must be a few hundred dollars' worth if you were to donate all that.

#4000:01:37.926→00:01:39.948

I wonder if the organs are still good.

#4100:01:39.948→00:01:42.789

I could make a fortune selling them from all these dead guys.

#4200:01:42.789→00:01:46.544

I guess I could still sell the cadavers if I could move them before the cops arrive.

#4300:01:46.544→00:01:48.968

Nah, they'd probably just try to arrest me again.

#4400:01:49.668→00:01:52.801

Oh no! It's the ghosts of those two guys coming back to haunt me!

#4500:01:53.297→00:01:55.142

Oh, wait. They're just monsters.

#4600:01:55.142→00:01:56.851

Uh...what do I do?

#4700:01:56.851→00:02:00.534

Oh, I know. I'll stand still. They'll pass by me because they don't have any eyes.

#4800:02:01.698→00:02:02.368

AAAH!

#4900:02:02.368→00:02:04.124

Dammit! How did they see me?

#5000:02:04.124→00:02:07.344

That is so unfair! They don't have any eyes!

#5100:02:07.344→00:02:10.334

This place bites. I'm going to find another job.

#5200:02:10.985→00:02:12.766

Oh good! More blood!

#5300:02:12.766→00:02:14.462

I was starting to get worried!

#5400:02:14.462→00:02:15.891

God, what happened?

#5500:02:15.891→00:02:18.394

This guy looks like he got hit by a steamroller.

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[explosion] Gah!

#5700:02:19.395→00:02:20.871

Why did THAT blow up?

#5800:02:20.871→00:02:24.209

Did we wire this place to self-destruct or something?

#5900:02:24.209→00:02:26.868

I guess we don't have enough dead people here yet.

#6000:02:26.868→00:02:28.200

I've got to get out of here.

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[panel buzzes]

#6200:02:29.710→00:02:31.582

Oh, you've gotta be shitting me...

#6300:02:31.582→00:02:35.553

I'm going to sue the HELL out of Black Mesa when I get out of here!

#6400:02:35.553→00:02:37.360

Locking your workers in?

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That's what the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory did;

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locked its workers in, then there was a fire then everybody died.

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That's a formula for success!

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DAMMIT!

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Wow, we're making history right now!

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CRAP HISTORY!

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[explosion] RRRRR!

#7200:02:52.703→00:02:53.383

What?

#7300:02:53.383→00:02:54.033

Ha-hah!

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I am incredible.

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Is there any end to the number of problems I can solve

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just by beating the hell out of something?

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I'm not sure there is!

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Yep! That's how I say "Open sesame":

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with a crowbar to the face!

#8000:03:08.796→00:03:10.972

Aw man, the tram's gone.

#8100:03:10.972→00:03:12.567

You're waiting for it too, huh?

#8200:03:13.283→00:03:15.100

Hey, you sure this catwalk's safe?

#8300:03:16.004→00:03:17.548

Hey, why is the guard dead?

#8400:03:17.548→00:03:18.389

You kill him?

#8500:03:18.389→00:03:19.795

[metal groaning] I want some answers!

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[metal groaning] Uh-oh.

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SCIENTIST: No! Stay back!

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SCIENTIST: GORDON! Oh jeez. Okay, give me your hand!

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[scientist screams] No, your OTHER hand, you idiot!

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[distant splat] Ah, you suck!

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Now you're dead and I STILL can't get out of here!

#9200:03:32.192→00:03:34.350

Thanks for nothing!

#9300:03:34.350→00:03:37.062

Why does everyone have to keep dying on me?

#9400:03:37.062→00:03:40.458

Is it really so hard to just not die?

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I mean, look at me.

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I was in the chamber at friggin' Ground Zero and I'm still here!

#9700:03:45.472→00:03:48.621

Yet, you guys slip on a banana peel and that's it!

#9800:03:48.621→00:03:53.916

Ugh, Darwin was right. I didn't realize I was working with a bunch of lemmings.

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I guess I may as well check that opening out.

#10000:03:56.467→00:03:58.990

I'll go around so I don't have to walk in the blood.

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Though, honestly, at the rate I'm going,

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I'll be knee deep in it

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[techno music] before I get out of here.

#10400:04:02.976→00:04:04.870

[techno music] At least they turned the volume down.

#10500:04:04.870→00:04:05.621

[techno music plays]

#10600:04:05.621→00:04:07.721

[techno music plays] Oh, crap! Another facehugger.

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[techno music plays, explosion]

#10800:04:08.672→00:04:09.761

[techno music plays] Ha ha ha!

#10900:04:09.761→00:04:11.465

[techno music plays] Oh, that's just great.

#11000:04:11.465→00:04:14.046

[techno music plays] My enemy is the enemy of my other enemy.

#11100:04:14.046→00:04:15.649

[techno music plays] I wouldn't hate computers so much

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[techno music plays] if they did more useful things like that.

#11300:04:17.607→00:04:18.372

[techno music plays]

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[techno music plays] I wonder if the guys in here

#11500:04:19.551→00:04:20.477

[techno music plays] died from the aliens

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[techno music plays, explosions] or just raved themselves to death.

#11700:04:22.512→00:04:23.597

[techno music plays, explosions]

#11800:04:23.597→00:04:25.126

[techno music plays, explosions] Okay, place is blowing up,

#11900:04:25.126→00:04:25.898

[techno music plays, explosions] time to leave.

#12000:04:25.898→00:04:26.826

[techno music plays, explosions]

#12100:04:26.826→00:04:29.267

[techno music plays, explosions] Escape from techno hell!

#12200:04:30.042→00:04:32.400

Hey, one of the guys is fighting the facehugger!

#12300:04:32.891→00:04:33.701

C'mon, hit it!

#12400:04:34.171→00:04:35.989

Hit it with a stick!

#12500:04:35.989→00:04:37.377

Aww...

#12600:04:37.377→00:04:39.634

Those things really ARE facehuggers!

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I hope they don't bleed acid, too.

#12800:04:41.964→00:04:43.834

I'm glad I watched the movie.

#12900:04:45.096→00:04:47.644

Okay, twitching dead guy and a strobe light.

#13000:04:47.644→00:04:49.367

That's not creepy at all.

#13100:04:50.272→00:04:52.234

I'm... just... gonna... go...

#13200:04:53.241→00:04:53.734

...yeah...

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[gunshots]

#13400:04:56.186→00:04:57.733

Hey-hey. Gunshots.

#13500:04:57.733→00:05:00.056

Where there's a gun, there's fun.

#13600:05:00.056→00:05:01.419

Or not.

#13700:05:01.419→00:05:04.133

Uh-oh. Uh, you need some help?

#13800:05:05.875→00:05:07.557

Guess not, huh?

#13900:05:07.557→00:05:08.267

Well...

#14000:05:09.279→00:05:11.234

Whoa-ho-ho-ho, what's this?

#14100:05:11.896→00:05:14.292

Your death was not in vain, pal.

#14200:05:14.292→00:05:17.104

I'll shoot everyone in this building if I have to.

#14300:05:17.104→00:05:18.534

Welp, time to play God.

#14400:05:19.110→00:05:21.764

Let's see people disrespect me now.

#14500:05:21.764→00:05:24.200

They'll find out what happens when you mess with the Freeman.